Monday, August 12, 2013

Did you ever stop and wonder...

 

  • How come US Citizens choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
  • Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
  • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
  • If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
  • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  • What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  • Why don't women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  • If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
  • If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
  • How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
  • Why did you give me your e-mail address in the first place?

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