- Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
- There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
- Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- All men are idiots, and I married their king.
- Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
- Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes
- Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!
- We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
- If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green
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