Saturday, August 17, 2013

More Bumper Wisdom

 

  • Your Turn Signal Is Still On
  • It's Impolite To Stare
  • U.S.M.C. Uncle Sams Misguided Children
  • Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
  • I wasn't born a bitch; men like you made me that way.
  • I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
  • They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
  • (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
    ...and i should care, why?
  • 0-60 in 15 minutes!
  • 100% Irony Free
  • 186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!
  • 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

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