- Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
- Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
- Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
- Clairvoyants meeting cancelled due to unforeseen events.
- Clones are people two.
- Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
- Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
- Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
- Do not put statements in the negative form.
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
No comments:
Post a Comment