Thursday, August 15, 2013

More Classic One Liners

 

  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • Friction can be a drag sometimes.
  • He's a graduate of The Uncle Fester and Keith Moon School of hair styling.
  • Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back!
  • Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
  • Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
  • When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
  • I couldn't care less about apathy.

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