- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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