Friday, August 9, 2013

More Common Sense Thoughts for Living

 

  • Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
  • Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
  • There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
  • Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  • Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
  • Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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