More Job Interviews Gone Bad

 

I have a distinct feeling that these interviewees had wished they out brain into gear before opening mouths.

• "Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?"
• "Why am I here?"
• "I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movements."
• "At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking."
• "I feel uneasy indoors."
• "I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington."
• "I get excited very easily."
• "Once a week, I usually feel hot all over."
• "I need the position because I want to get away from dealing with people."