More Job Interviews Gone Bad

 

• "I am fascinated by fire."
• "I like tall women."
• "Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex."
• "People are always watching me."
• "If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back."
• "Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct."
• "I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker."
• "If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival."
• "I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me."