Wednesday, August 21, 2013

More Resume Blunders

 

  • Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.
  • I am a great team player I am.
  • I am the best and most awesome employee in New York City.
  • I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.
  • Very experienced with out-house computers.
  • Spent several years in the United States Navel Reserve.
  • 1881-1995: Spent my time teaching and going to school for computer science.
  • My last client called me a god.
  • I flurrish in an environment where there is no inner-office tension and people respect one another.
  • I never take anything for granite.

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