More Bumper Wisdom

 

• Age is a high price to pay for maturity
• Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
• All generalizations are false.
• All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
• All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
• All stressed out and nobody to choke!
• All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Amnesia used to be my favourite word, but then I forgot it.
• Anger Is Merely Depression Without Enthusiasm!
• Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.