Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Things People Said


This is a collection of quotes from letters sent to a landlord from his tenants.

· "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."

· "In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope."

· "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."

· "The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?"

· "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."

· "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."

· "Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother."

· "The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."

· "Will you please send someone to mend our broken path. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."

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