Friday, February 4, 2011

MANGLED MAXIMS

 

Here are a few over heard from the mouth’s of innocent children:

• If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
• A bird in the hand is . . . messy.
• Don't count your chickens; eat them.
• You can't teach an old dog new math.
• When in Rome, do your math in Roman numerals.
• A fool and his money are my best friends.
• A penny saved is one cent.
• Look before you run into a pole.
• A watched pot never disappears.
• A rolling stone makes you flat.
• Every cloud has a wet spot.

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