Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Aromatic: An automatic crossbow.
Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Balderdash: A rapidly receding hairline.
Baloney: Some hemlines fall here.
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