Saturday, September 10, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

  • Let's decide right now whether you or I will be competitive.
  • I won't hesitate for a moment to avoid answering!
  • I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!
    ---Richard Nixon
  • I have something to say, but I don't know what.
  • Let's decide right now whether I will adapt to you or you will adapt to me.
  • The executive committee proposes the following compromise: make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.
  • You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!
  • I'm an atheist, thank God.
  • I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.
  • The time has come to rise above principles.

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