- Don't believe everything you think.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)
- I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
- Stable relationships are for horses.
- Just say NO to negativity.
- I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
- 333: I'm only half evil.
- I read the Constitution for the articles.
- When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
- I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.
- Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
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