Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
- Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
- Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
- Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
- Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
- Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
- Instigator: What you add water to when you want an alligator.
- Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
- Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O. J. trials were a prime example.
- Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
- Lasterday: Any day before today.
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