Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
Rectitude: The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Relief: What trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
Safecracker: A cracker without caviar on it.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size six.
Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
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