Thursday, January 3, 2013

More Classic One Liners

 

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
  • I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • All generalizations are false, including this one.
  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
  • If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
  • Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.
  • I have friends who swear they dream in colour; I say it's just a pigment of their imagination.

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