Tuesday, July 17, 2012



  • What I really need are minions.
  • Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  • I'm an English major: You do the math.
  • I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • The more you complain the longer God makes you live.
  • I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  • Out of my mind - back in five minutes.
  • Without ME, it's just AWESO.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • Life would be easier if I had the source code.

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