Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Bumper Wisdom


  • Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog—
  • Everything I need to know I got from watching Gilligan's Island.
  • It doesn't matter how hard you've studied; the material won't be on the exam anyway.
  • If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
  • Reality is a figment of your imagination.
  • Life is just one of those things.
  • I can handle pain until it hurts.
  • It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.
  • The ultimate reason is "because."
  • I'm objective; I object to everything.

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