- Contents may have settled out of court.
- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
- Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.
- I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
- I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
- If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?
- I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
- I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.
- The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.
- A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
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