Monday, March 12, 2012



  • Why do drive-up ATMs have instructions in braille?
  • Why does round pizza come in a square box?
  • Why is lingerie so popular, if love is blind?
  • Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin?
  • Why does lemonade have artificial flavouring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
  • Why can't women put on their mascara with their eyes closed?
  • Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?
  • Why do you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  • Why are outlets electrical but inlets are geographical?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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