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I make an excellent sandwich.
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Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
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I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.
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I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
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Raised over $6,000 for an organization by sitting on a commode.
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Proven ability to track down and correct erors.
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Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory.
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I have never had a single blemish held against me and my IQ is off the charts.
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I am quick at typing, about 25 word per minute, 35 with caffeinated coffee.
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Outstanding worker; flexible 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.
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