Tuesday, October 8, 2013

More Resume Blunders


  • I make an excellent sandwich.
  • Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
  • I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.
  • I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
  • Raised over $6,000 for an organization by sitting on a commode.
  • Proven ability to track down and correct erors.
  • Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory.
  • I have never had a single blemish held against me and my IQ is off the charts.
  • I am quick at typing, about 25 word per minute, 35 with caffeinated coffee.
  • Outstanding worker; flexible 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.

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