Wednesday, February 16, 2011

MORE BUMPER WISDOM 4

 

  • Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
  • I haven't lost my mind—it's backed up on disk somewhere.
  • The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
  • It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
  • Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
  • No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

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