Church Bulletins often typed in a hurry as the weekend approaches have always been a source of humour. Read and enjoy what the typist never intended.
- "Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
- "The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."
- "The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"
- "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
- "The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict."
- "Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."
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