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One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.
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Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.
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If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.
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Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
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Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept bookings from international terrorist organizations - even though the job will require them to shoot total strangers and will end in their own certain death as the helicopter explodes in a ball of flames.
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All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of operating systems or configurations.
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Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
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