“Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!
- Answer their questions with questions.
- In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
- Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
- Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
- Sing the order to the tune of your favourite song .
- Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
- Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
- Stutter on the letter "p."
- Ask for a deal available somewhere else. e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Pizza Hut signature pizza.
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