Tuesday, September 6, 2011

YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...

 

  • You answer the door before people knock.
  • Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
  • You ski uphill.
  • You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
  • You speed walk in your sleep.
  • You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
  • You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  • You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You sleep with your eyes open.
  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

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