Tuesday, October 11, 2011

YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...

 

  • You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
  • People can test their batteries in your ears.
  • Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You channel surf faster without a remote.
  • When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
  • You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
  • You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
  • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
  • You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

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