Saturday, November 5, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

 

  • If anything is on your mind, get it off your chest.
  • If you must do it inadvertently, at least do it right.
  • We should utilize the word use more often.
  • Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.
  • It's about time we returned to the status quo.
  • Always use rather than instead of instead of.
  • Don't be so proud of your humility!
  • You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.
  • If you don't say no, it doesn't matter to whom.
  • Every man has the right to quote himself - provided he gives himself due credit.

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