Saturday, February 4, 2012

MORE CLASSIC ONE LINERS

 

  • Gun Control: Use both hands.
  • Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
  • To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
  • Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
  • Half the people in the world are below average.
  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
  • Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh
  • You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket.
  • Save the whales: collect the whole set .

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