- National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support)
- Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk.
- Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
- If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?
- Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum.
- Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
- Ask me about my compost pile.
- You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
- Your lucky colour has faded.
- Your such a Muggle!
- Your village called, their idiot is missing.
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