Friday, November 1, 2013

Murphy’s Law .... Buses


  • If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late
  • If you're running late the bus will be too
  • If  you think you have lots of time before your bus you have read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)
  • If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early
  • The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in
  • If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either
  • The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time no explanation necessary
  • Two buses for the same place will always pull in together
  • The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus
  • Waiting for a bus seems to be longer than the journey.

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