Murphy’s Law .... Buses

 

• If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late
• If you're running late the bus will be too
• If  you think you have lots of time before your bus you have read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)
• If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early
• The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in
• If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either
• The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time no explanation necessary
• Two buses for the same place will always pull in together
• The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus
• Waiting for a bus seems to be longer than the journey.