OVERHEARD IN CAFES

 

Faced with a line of eager customers all feeling the need for food, many an hilarious one liner can be heard. Whether from the waiter who is just waiting for that break from the constant order barrage or from the customer just wanting the product, a laugh is always possible

 

• "Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.
• "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.
• "What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?"
• "What's the difference?" -- Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese.
• "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.
• "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"
• "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"
• "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"