- I bet you I could stop gambling.
- I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided.
- I can't get enough minimalism.
- I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
- Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?
- A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
- If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?
- I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
- I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
- Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
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