Tuesday, November 15, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

  • If you're going to be idealistic, it might as well be about something that's practical.
  • You're confused? What presumption! Only important people have the right to be confused.
  • One shouldn't be naive without a good reason.
  • An insane asylum cannot be a success if it is run by sane people.
  • If you are not prejudiced, you just don't understand.
  • Only crooks deceive themselves into thinking they are a tiny minority.
  • Superstition brings bad luck.
  • If people could be paid to die for us, they'd get rich.
  • All men are brothers; like Cain and Abel.
  • Graduate work is not so important as it used to be, and never was.

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