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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'.
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I'm a 'Spalding Gray' in a 'Rick Dees' world.
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Donuts...is there anything they can't do?
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Trying is the first step toward failure.
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Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!
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Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.
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