Sunday, November 20, 2011

MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM PARENTS

 

  • Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it
  • A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies
  • A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day
  • If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes, it does not leak ------- it explodes
  • A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
  • Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old
  • Duplos will not
  • 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should never be used in the same sentence
  • SuperGlue is forever

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