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I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.
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Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
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If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
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If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
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Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
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