Saturday, January 28, 2012

MORE CLASSIC ONE LINERS

 

 

  • I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.
  • Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
  • If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
  • If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
  • Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
  • Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

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