Wednesday, April 11, 2012

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • If you can read this, you're not the president.
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • You read my bumper sticker. That's enough social interaction for today.
  • Liberal Arts major: will think for food.
  • Adjure obfuscation.
  • Visualize Whirled Peas
  • If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
  • Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
  • I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
  • Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.

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