- Why, if man is descended from apes, do we still have apes?
- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he still ducks when someone throws the gun at him?
- Why do you keep trying to vacuum up that string, and when it doesn't get picked up, you'll pick it up and then put it down to give the vacuum another chance?
- Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- Why is it called rush hour when you don't move?
- Why isn't there a speed of dark?
- Why are animals made out of meat if we're not meant to eat them?
- Why is it that when you attempt to stop something from falling off the table, you manage to knock something else over?
- Why aren't there father-in-law jokes?
- Why couldn't the Professor on Gilligan's Island fix a boat if he could make a radio out of coconuts?
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