Friday, May 11, 2012

MORE ODD DEFINITIONS

 

Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.

  • Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
  • Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
  • Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
  • Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
  • Elbonics: The art of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a theatre.
  • Esplanade: To attempt an explanation while drunk.
  • Extravaganza: The spare vaganza you keep on hand in case you run out of vaganzas.
  • Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
  • Fine: A tax for doing wrong.
  • Flabbergasted: Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

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