Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
- Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
- Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
- Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- Elbonics: The art of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a theatre.
- Esplanade: To attempt an explanation while drunk.
- Extravaganza: The spare vaganza you keep on hand in case you run out of vaganzas.
- Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
- Fine: A tax for doing wrong.
- Flabbergasted: Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
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