- Drilling for oil is boring.
- Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.
- I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
- I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
- When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I'm older, I don't need the W.
- I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!
- If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
- A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
- We are all prawns in the game of life.
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