Friday, March 25, 2011

COURSES FOR MEN AND WOMEN

 

Courses for Men

Taught by women, for men.

101

Combating Stupidity

102

You Too Can Do Housework

103

P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

104

How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105

We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –  Give Us Money

106

Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM

107

Wonderful Laundry Techniques  (Formerly "Don't Wash My  Silks")

108

Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception

109

Get a Life – Learn How To Cook

110

How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

111

Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right

112

Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

113

You – The Weaker Sex

114

Reasons To Give Flowers

115

How To Stay Awake After

116

Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself  Anywhere But the Bathroom

117

Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

118A

You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

118B

The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

119

The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

120

How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

121

How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

122

The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

123

Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

124

How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

125

You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

126

Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

127

Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

128

The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

129

Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

130

Real Men Ask For Directions

131

How To Take Illness Like a Man

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