Wednesday, March 23, 2011



You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

The whole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.

Laugh at your problems; everyone else does.

If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.

He had never seen the Catskill Mountains, but had seen them kill mice.

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