Friday, July 29, 2011

MORE THINGS HUMANS SHOULD LEARN

 

  • It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
  • You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
  • You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
  • You can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
  • We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
  • Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
  • No matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
  • The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

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