- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Can a blind person feel blue?
- Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
- Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
- Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
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