- God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
- Constipation causes people not to give a crap.
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
- Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
- What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
No comments:
Post a Comment