Wednesday, September 28, 2011

MORE FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES...

 

  • Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favourite colour of underwear. We'll get back to you if we like the colour.
  • Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 2.05. Counting down to test: 5...4...3...2...1...
  • Rub-a-dub-dub, Just got in the tub, Rick is out playing; the kids are misbehaving, and can't come to the phone.
  • Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message BEFORE the tone.
  • Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please? -- Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?
  • Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away. Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer.
  • Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...

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