“Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!
- Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
- Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
- Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
- Psychoanalyse the order taker.
- Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
- Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
- Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
- Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
- Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
- Report a petty theft to the order taker.
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