Friday, September 30, 2011

MORE WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER

 

“Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!

 

  • Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
  • Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
  • Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
  • Psychoanalyse the order taker.
  • Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
  • Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
  • Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
  • Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
  • Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
  • Report a petty theft to the order taker.

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